The Mathematics of Procreation in both Heterosexual and Homosexual couples:
GADEL’s Common Sense Procreation Formula: x + y = z
Considering the variables:
x as male
y as female.
z as fetus developing into a child.
Assuming that x and y are capable of producing healthy semen and ova.
Now placing these variables into the formula, let’s see what happens to both types of couples.
For Heterosexual intercourse:
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x + y = z
Applying the Commutative Law
y + x = z
In other words, Heterosexual couples are likely to produce fetus (z) given that they have sexual union (x + y ). Doubt this? Well, how were you produced?
For Homosexual intercourse:
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x + x ≠ z
y + y ≠ z
In plain language, Homosexual couples WOULD NEVER produce fetus (z) regardless of the number of sexual unions (y + y or x + x) they can have.
A PRACTICAL CHALLENGE TO HOMOSEXUALS:
“Man has often lost his way, but modern man has lost his address” Gilbert K. Chesterton
I’ll like to add a word or two to Mr. Chesterton’s observation. Man has not just lost his address but much worst, man and woman have lost their identity. They have lost how to have sex and whom to have it with. Concerning how to have sex, men are turning to fellow men for sexual pleasures and sadly women (who suppose to KNOW BETTER) are equally following this trend. It’s a BIG SHAME to both REASON and CONSCIENCE of humanity! We have to get back to the real pussies (cats) and bitches (dogs) to learn how to have sex. Below are some COMMON SENSE reminders to all those who have forgotten how to use their brains when it comes to sex (not oral or anal) and who to have it with.
Male and female cats teaching man about sex:
Male and female dogs reminding humanity about sex:
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On the contrary. Homosexual couplings can actually produce children!
I shall prove it mathematically.
Take a heterosexual couple, let’s call them Alice (female) and Bob (male).
Now suppose this couple were to have sex and produce a healthy female child called Catherine.
Then according to Gadel’s Common Sense Procreation Formula:
Alice + Bob = Catherine
and by the symmetric property of equality;
Catherine = Alice + Bob
Now suppose that a few years later Alice and Bob were to have a healthy baby boy called Charlie.
So once again by Gadel’s Common Sense Procreation Formula;
Alice + Bob = Charlie
We know by the transitive property of equality that if a = b and b = c then a = c
and we also know that;
Catherine = Alice + Bob and Alice + Bob = Charlie
so it follows that;
Catherine = Charlie
or indeed;
Charlie = Catherine.
This may seem a bit strange, that Charlie would equal Catherine, but let’s just go with it for the time being.
Let us now suppose that Charlie and Catherine grow up into adults, and both are rather taken by a handsome bisexual gentleman called Darren. Let’s say they both have sex with him at different times, so we have; Darren + Charlie and Darren + Catherine.
Let us also suppose that Darren fertilises Catherine and she produces a child called Edward, which I’m sure you’ll agree is possible.
So it follows by Gadel’s Common Sense Procreation Formula that;
Darren + Catherine = Edward.
But we also know, from before, that;
Charlie = Catherine
So it must also be true, by the additive property of equality, that;
Darren + Charlie = Darren + Catherine.
Since we’re just adding the same guy to both sides.
Once again by the transitive property;
Darren + Charlie = Darren + Catherine and Darren + Catherine = Edward.
So it follows that;
Darren + Charlie = Edward.
Reinterpreted by the logic of Gadel’s Common Sense Procreation Formula, that suggests that Darren and Charlie also had Edward as a son.
QED
This formula is revolutionary! If this formula is true, and if ‘plus’ and ‘equals’ are interpreted with their usual mathematical meanings this could mean that gay male couples can actually conceive!
And, more importantly, the argument above proves that I have far too much time on my hands….
The most silliest response to my challenge ever.
That’s crazy. So that would mean I am the father of my older brother’s children, even though I’m their uncle… which wouldn’t make sense.
1. Your formula for reproduction is irrelevant to any claims why homosexuality is wrong. what about millions of homeless children that have been neglected by their parents, do we need more. orphaned children are usually the children that homosexual couples adopt.
2. In 100 years or even more, there will still be a lot more human beings than the world needs. In a world of over 7 billion, does extinction seem reasonable. You assume that if homosexuality is accepted, the entire world would be homosexual and thus we would eventually become extinct. However, there will always be diversity in the sexual orientation of human beings, so we will never have only homosexuals or only heterosexuals.
3.There is homosexuality in animals. Research more.
There is no homosexuality in animals. It’s a propaganda (a lie). I have done much research in these areas Sena. Nice to have you here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals
The link above show an insurmountable amount of research done on homosexual, more like bisexual, behavior in different species of animals by many prominent scientists- close to 1500 species of animals partake in what we will consider homosexual behavior.
This is not hard to find, its even on Wikipedia.
Please if I may ask, reference your sources for saying it’s propaganda. And if so, propaganda to achieve what?
Thanks
I have read that a long time ago and it is at best a propaganda and lobbyist work for the LGBTQI community. Sena read this post http://lesbianandgay.wordpress.com/2011/12/10/irrefutable-facts-comparing-homosexuality-of-humans-to-that-of-animals/ on my other blog where I reach out with gays and lesbians. Thanks.