Funny Politics and Funny Politicians Quotes and Sayings

Politics and Politicians are inseparable aspect of our lives. We may not like Politicians or even agree with them but at least we can laugh at them when they get funny. . . and also vote them out of power too! Hahaha. . .

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. ~Harry S Truman

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. ~Anonymous

Politics, n: Poly “many” + tics “blood-sucking parasites” ~Larry Hardiman

Politicians are the same all over.  They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ~Nikita Khrushchev

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~Author Unknown

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Earnest Benn

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. ~Maureen Murphy

Any 20 year-old who isn’t a liberal doesn’t have a heart, and any 40 year-old who isn’t a conservative doesn’t have a brain. ~Anonymous

Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant. ~Henri Queuille

If you want something said, ask a man…if you want something done, ask a woman. ~Margaret Thatcher

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Anonymous

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen. ~Winston Churchill

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. ~Anonymous

You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time. ~Abraham Lincoln

I offer my opponents a bargain:  if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn’t work very well. ~Len Deighton

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. ~Robert Byrne

Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions. ~Albert Einstein

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say “elevator”, we say “lift”… they say “President”, we say “stupid psychopathic git. ~Alexai Sayle

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people. ~Oscar Wilde

Naturally the common people don’t want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country. ~Hermann Goering

In politics stupidity is not a handicap. ~Napoleon Bonaparte

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed, and are right. ~H.L. Mencken

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~John Quinton

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. ~Richard Armour

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~Doug Larson

Don’t vote, it only encourages them. ~Anonymous

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. ~Adlai E. Stevenson

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? ~Author Unknown

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. ~Charles de Gaulle

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~Texas Guinan

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