No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry. ~Anonymous
The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. ~Anonymous
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ~Anonymous
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown
Find out what some famous women think about men via these quotes and sayings. Enjoy!
Men Quotes and Sayings by Women
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. ~Lana Turner
Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives. ~Mignon McLaughlin
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander
Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men’s behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. ~Francesca M. Cancian
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. ~Helen Rowland
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself – like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks. ~Jean Kerr
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
No nice men are good at getting taxis. ~Katherine Whitehorn
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. ~Mae West
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. ~Ella Harris
The hardest task in a girl’s life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. ~Helen Rowland
Men Quotes and Sayings by Men
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain
When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them. ~Plato
It is not titles that make men illustrious, but men who make titles illustrious. ~Machiavelli
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. ~George Washington
After a certain age every man is responsible for his face ~Albert Camus
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. ~Chuck Norris
Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones. ~Theodore Roosevelt
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. ~Oscar Wilde
A man does what he must — in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers, and pressures — and that is the basis of all human morality. ~John F. Kennedy
There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. ~John Erskine
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. ~Bob Dylan
Funny, Silly and Controversial Quotes and Sayings on Men
A woman should soften but not weaken a man. ~Sigmund Freud
Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar Wilde
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. ~Polish Proverb
Money tempts women, women tempt men. ~Bulgarian Proverb
When women go wrong, men go right after them. ~Mae West
Men get wealth and women keep it. ~British Proverb
A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde
A shy woman is worth a city, a shy man is worth a goat. ~Kurdish Proverb
Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves. ~Elissa Melamed
Women like silent men. They think they’re listening. ~Marcel Achard
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown
A woman that always laughs is everybody’s wife; a man that is always laughing is an idiot. ~Chinese Proverb
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~Natalie Wood
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. ~Madame de Staël
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. ~Author Unknown
Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. ~Ian Fleming
Every woman needs two men — one to be married to and the other to compare. ~French Proverb
Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men. ~Mignon McLaughlin
No woman can make a wise man out of a fool, but every woman can change a wise man into a fool. ~Argentinean Proverb
A woman is the last judgement of the man. ~Swedish Proverb
If you want to take revenge on a man, send him a really beautiful woman. ~Arab Proverb
Proverbs and Sayings on Men
A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman. ~American Proverb
Instruct a man, you instruct an individual. Instruct a woman, you instruct a nation. ~Moroccan Proverb
A man chases a woman until she catches him. ~American Proverb
Men build houses; women build homes. ~American Proverb
The man loves with his head, the woman thinks with her heart. ~Danish Proverb
In men every mortal sin is venial, in women every venial sin is mortal. ~Italian Proverb
A man is as old as he feels, and a woman as old as she looks. ~English Proverb
Man without woman, is head without body; woman without man, is body without head. ~German Proverb
A good husband makes a good wife. ~English Saying
Behind every successful man is a woman. ~English Saying
A good man is hard to find. ~English Saying
It’s a man’s world. ~English Saying
Love enters man through his eyes, woman through her ears. ~American Proverb
A man will never heed the voice of a woman until it is too late. ~African Proverb
The man deliberates, the woman decides. ~Spanish Proverb
Man is the head of the family, woman the neck that turns the head. ~Chinese Proverb
The woman who loves her husband corrects his faults; the man that loves his wife exaggerates them. ~Armenian Proverb
A bad woman is worse than a bad man. ~Romanian Proverb
The woman makes the man. ~Corsican Proverb